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I'm Kt.
I edit and cohost cardboard castles on youtube.

If you're Joel Heyman or Ed Sheeran, I'm up for a one-night stand.
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acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

wickedclothes:

Dragon’s Breath Fire Opal Necklace

Sitting on top of a heart-shaped vine, this fire opal is a deep fuchsia red with blue fleck. Pendant is made of sterling silver-plated brass. Hung on a 15” chain. Sold on Etsy.

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

thedinosaurfactory:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Wow. Never thought of it THAT way

teamwaffle-o:

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I want to talk about how much Burnie Burns loves his employees. I want to talk about how proud he is of his people, and how much respect he has for them. And I also want to talk about how protective he is of them.

I want to talk about how he was worried over Jack having Deep Vein Thrombosis so he called him to check on him a lot.

I want to talk about how he thought Gavin was sad, so he sent him a very nice text about how ‘a home is where people love you’

I want to talk about how he was so worried about there being shotgun shells around Millie, thAT HE BROKE INTO THE RAMSEY’S HOUSE AT 4 IN THE MORNING TO GET THEM

funwitch7:

theuppitynegras:

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

Shit

broratio:

when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????

ed-kward:

Ed Sheeran announcing the video for ‘Don’t’
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ed-kward:

Ed Sheeran announcing the video for ‘Don’t’

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen