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I'm Kt.
I edit and cohost cardboard castles on youtube.

If you're Joel Heyman or Ed Sheeran, I'm up for a one-night stand.
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A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.


Dragon’s Breath Fire Opal Necklace

Sitting on top of a heart-shaped vine, this fire opal is a deep fuchsia red with blue fleck. Pendant is made of sterling silver-plated brass. Hung on a 15” chain. Sold on Etsy.




lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat



We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Wow. Never thought of it THAT way




I want to talk about how much Burnie Burns loves his employees. I want to talk about how proud he is of his people, and how much respect he has for them. And I also want to talk about how protective he is of them.

I want to talk about how he was worried over Jack having Deep Vein Thrombosis so he called him to check on him a lot.

I want to talk about how he thought Gavin was sad, so he sent him a very nice text about how ‘a home is where people love you’

I want to talk about how he was so worried about there being shotgun shells around Millie, thAT HE BROKE INTO THE RAMSEY’S HOUSE AT 4 IN THE MORNING TO GET THEM




does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this



when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????


Ed Sheeran announcing the video for ‘Don’t’


Ed Sheeran announcing the video for ‘Don’t’



do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise


Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen